Monday, October 5, 2009

The Friendly Air Hostess!

So you got a girl who would fly all the way just to be with you for some days. And She is not a slut , why? Because she does it for free!
On your enquiry, here is the 1st or 2nd email that this person usually sends.
Hi,
I can come to your place and I can get a Airline Staff Pass for that so it will not cost anyone anything.I also get hotel vouchers and so can take care of our stay. However,for the pass to be processed an actual ticket has to be raised.This where you have to help me.Please get a Jet Airways ticket from Kolkata to your city on the desired date in economy class but be careful that you do not get the lowest level 'NO REFUND' ticket.Buy the ticket (either one-way or round-trip,no problem) only in a Jet Airways counter for cash,scan the ticket and email the image to me.ALWAYS KEEP THE ORIGINAL CAREFULLY WITH YOURSELF SO THAT YOU CAN PERSONALLY CANCEL IT AND NO ONE CAN CHEAT YOU.I NEED ONLY THE SCANNED IMAGE. Only a few important numbers are needed by the Admin Dept so,once the pass is processed,you can cancel the ticket at your end and get back all your money.On the scheduled date,I will travel to you and we will have an enjoyable time - it's that simple. Hope you have understood everything and will do the needful so that we meet soon.
Love,
Roopa.

So are you already dreaming about Roopa? Wow! She must be hot!
Interact more and she will send you her picture. Born to Spanish mother and Indian Dad , she sets you drooling .
And then you run to the cash counter of Jet and make a ticket afterall its honeymoon time. :D
WAKE UP Dude!
This guy is going to print the ticket you send and get it cancelled for cash. And you will be left with nothing!
Please Beware of such frauds!

The Driving Licence Affair

Having trouble getting a driving licence? Planning to approach a tout and pay Rs 2000 for it? Think again, just little patience can get you the licence in one fourth of the cost. No touts no hassels!

First thing's first
For Learners Licence (LL)

Get these documents in order :
Download the form from: http://rto.kar.nic.in/form2.pdf (Fill it too)
1. Any one of the following Address proof
Passport , Ration Card, LIC policy, Government Payslip or Electricity Bill
2. Age proof (Any one of the following) Birth/School Certificate , Marks Cards (10th Standard)
3. A receipt for Rs.30 paid at the cash counter
4. 3 recent passport size photographs
Reach the nearest RTO -
Koramangala Rajajinagar Nelamangla Yelahanka K R Puram Indiranagar Yeshwantpur Jayanagar Kengeri
Get a cash reciept at the counter. Amount depends on the classes of vehicles you are applying to.
Pin all these documents together and get in the Q :)

Then comes the orals
Buy a chart of all the road signs if you dont already know. It costs Rs 5.00. Memorize as much as you can.
It will be easy, just be confident.
Learner’s License will be given to you the same day, between 4.30 and 5.30 PM.

For Drivers Licence (DL)
1.Download the form at http://rto.kar.nic.in/form4.pdf fill it completely
2.Visit the RTO and get a reciept for Rs 250 and then get in the Q for DL. You will get a date for driving test.
3.On the Day of driving test - bring all the documents including the document of vehicle. RC book, Pollution check, Insurance and three recent photographs.

Then comes the much awaited Driving Test:
Applicants are tested on their driving skills. RTO Inspector conducts the driving test. You will have to drive through the designated driving track and will be tested on general driving skills and adherence to rules
On passing the test, the driving license will be issued a week later (between 4.30 and 5.30 PM).
If you fail the driving test, you can reapply after a week, by paying only the Driving Test Fee (Rs.50).
Renewal of Learner's Licence
Sorry, Its not possible. GOTO START :)

Medical Tests : Only if you are above 40 years of age

Have a licence issued abroad?
You will have to apply from the beginning. Only thing to be happy about is you will be exempted from the driving test. :)

Mouth Ulcers

Do you have mouth ulcers frequently? I have been suffering from these for quite sometime. They can really freak you out, not letting you eat anything and sometimes its even hard to speak. Well, here are few things you can do to heal them quickly and have a regular meal soon. :)
  1. Gargle with a solution made from salt mixed in warm water. A saline mixture has a sterilising effect on mouth blisters and sores.
  2. Rub garlic directly onto the ulcer. It may sting initially, but the ulcer will be gone before you know it. :)
  3. Add a tsp of honey to a glass of water and gargle.
  4. Drink plenty of orange juice .
  5. Raw onions are good too.

Purpose

The sole purpose of this blog is to help you. If it really has some information you were looking for, just drop in a thank you comment. :-)
Hoping to Help you!